instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
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do yall ever just….. follow blogs? dam. dis is so relatable. . reblog dis
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hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
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