mynamekyle: I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot
franks-ass-is-wonderful: jeniffersmiles: what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs excuse me I have a question. I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT LAST ONE M
malijuanastyles: malijuanastyles: I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
gayn: i dont think i’ll ever get over the fact that i’ll never know what its like to have a boner
thank-god-somebody: how are girls confident enough to take nudes like i dont even have enough confidence to take normal selfies
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
aphrodites-soul: pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection Omg
dumbl-edore: if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
shavingryansprivates: im sorry ms jackson oooooooooooooo i am for reaaal
thats-what-im-tolkien-about: staff: lvysaur: with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us yeah that’s us
throbinhood: my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have where he blinks when you move him and if you angle it right he’ll wink oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
slickwilly33: catswithbenefits: why is everyone making fun of amanda bynes!? how would you feel if your mom was stranded in a hot air balloon??
flaming-scrotum: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings fashion
jvnkie: Boys who flirt with u and try to make u feel special when they are actually flirting with 50 girls at the same damn time please shut the mouth
basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
netlfix: i went shopping today to get camouflage trousers but omfg i couldnt even find any
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
methlabrador: whenever i reblog something and one of my followers reblogs it from me and adds an annoying comment i feel like that mom whos kids are running around wal-mart knocking over shelves and climbing inside other peoples shopping carts
roxysfloorbutt: thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
thanks a lot, gay michael!: assholedisney: yo can... →
assholedisney: yo can we just take a second to talk about the gerenuk because I have just discovered them and they are my new favorite animals like look at that face, it’s so weird and squished and it looks permanently guilty? like it probably knows the nuclear codes but this lil…
pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...